what i want…

by dishpantheism

is for someone to draft a knitting pattern for a giant 18th century powdered periwig. preferably the pattern would require felting after its completion so that individual knit/purl stitches could not be seen. i want this by next halloween. somebody get on it! i'd offer a bounty but alas i am too poor.

it's staring at my great-grandmother's lamp which has put this idea into my head. i want to have a ridiculous coiffure! 
anyway. i go.