so. i was just looking at the latest goodness in my google reader and saw a headline which read: three unicorns announce endorsement of jim patterson for fifth district supervisor. and i thought to myself holy shit! if he doesn't win there's no justice in this world! but of course the headline didn't really read three unicorns it read three unions. which in retrospect is a relief. i would be traumatized if unicorns emerged from shrouds of mystery to involve themselves in electioneering. but still. i think i would be forced to vote unicorn if it was ever an option.